...I have seen...
More cars than I ever thought could fit on one roadway
I decided that since there are several BILLION people in this country
that everyone over the age of 4 has a license and isnt afraid to use it
More cars than I ever thought could fit on one roadway
I decided that since there are several BILLION people in this country
that everyone over the age of 4 has a license and isnt afraid to use it
And I have decided that driving is sport in which one decides exactly what the street signs and lights mean
Sometimes - the lights are RED and GREEN at the same time
I cant decide if it means - Go but maybe not - or stop if you want - but everyone else is going.
I have seen...
A man
on a bicycle
dragging behind him
2 large
PIG carcasses
I had ham with breakfast
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth
I have seen...
Chinese Toilets
It's a hole
in the floor
toilet paper
optional
I'm not kidding
They actually do flush
Tho I'm not exactly sure of the point
Words I have learned:
Thank you - Se Se
Hello - Lei Ho Ma
Goodbye - Bye Bye (again, not kidding)
Ough Oy Lei - I Love You
Thank you - Se Se
Hello - Lei Ho Ma
Goodbye - Bye Bye (again, not kidding)
Ough Oy Lei - I Love You
4 comments:
You crack me up kiddo! I am thoroughly enjoying your play-by-play of the Far East... no joke, I actually spit out my Yogurt Burst Cheerios laughing at your stoplight description!
I heart you! Have fun and travel safe! :)
i miss you! i have read about huge snowstorms hitting china... mostlikely.hopefully not anywhere near you but i am freaked out non the less! i love and miss you! stay safe... and keep telling us what is going on!you entertaain me and since i cant get afterellen...
I have seen that toilet however it was in Morocco at a truck stop and the area around it was not that clean. I personally waited till I found something that resembled the porceline throne that I am familiar with.
Oh btw... 5 days and counting
too funny
absolutely hysterical as k-pech mentioned the cheerios
I now have to clean up the salad i attempted to eat while reading this blog
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